2016 Technical Program: Prepared Talks

The CSICSOCS 2016 proceedings followed the double-blind publishing model: works have been anonymized to protect the authors.

• Can I come back to you all on this? Torn between n-grams of commit messages / professor emails OR Becoming a Functional Adult with HOFL: Higher-Order Folding of Laundry OR doing a karaoke talk. I will figure it out by tomorrow!
• An Emoji-Based Lexical Analysis of This Text K. C. Just Sent Me
• Taking Down Capitalism Through CS, One Bank At A Time
• i'll let you know the title once i know what i'm talking about
• A billion monkeys typing on a billion typewriters CAN write Shakespeare
• CS240: A Musical Review
• How I Put Up Capitalism with CS
• Pun Generator: The Fun Generator

Call for Participation

Dear Silly Serious Computer Scientists of the College Science Center and beyond,

On behalf of the CSICSOCS 2016 organizing committee, I am pleased to invite you to the First Annual Wellesley College Completely Silly Serious International Conference and Symposium On Computer Science (CSICSOCS 2016, pronounced: "Sick Socks!!"), to be held on Monday, May 9, 2016, in the Wellesley College Science Center Room 396.

CSICSOCS is a premier forum for cutting-edge alleged "Computer Science research." Translation: Take a break during reading period to laugh and share silly talks with fellow computer science students and faculty!

We are currently soliciting student and faculty speakers to give talks of 2-5 minutes in two conference tracks: Research Talks and Slide Karaoke Talks. All submissions must be received by the end of the conference to ensure full consideration. This is a hard deadline.

Research Talks should describe original "Research" in "Computer Science," demonstrating a notable advance in the state of the art. Translation: A good talk is, above all, silly, just barely prepared, and, if possible, vaguely related to computer science. No research required.

Slide Karaoke Talks, a new format this year at CSICSOCS, offer researchers the opportunity to present exciting new work even if they cannot be bothered to do that work or prepare a talk themselves. Translation: Are you pressed for time and unable to prepare the talk you wanted to give? No worries, come give a slide karaoke talk. We provide the topic and slides, you give the talk!

Submit talk proposals, in the form of a message in a bottle, or a paper napkin note by carrier pigeon, to SCI E128, Wellesley College, or through the registration and submission system, no later than the end of the conference. Proposals for research talks should include between 0 and 63 words, optionally related to your topic (and optionally related to each other). Proposals submitted ahead of time will be fast-tracked for acceptance through a prestigious process of double-blind review by a committee of goslings, raven chicks, and fox kits, complete with an official s(qu)eal of approval and a listing in the conference program. On-site talk proposals will be accepted on a first-come first-serve basis as time allows.

Topics of interest to the CSICSOCS community include anything novel and vaguely "Computer Science" related. Examples include – but are not limited to – the following nascent topics and classical works:

• Introductory Predator Analysis: Buggles vs. Pythons
• Totally Crushing It: Evaluating Memory Alligator Performance
• N-gram Analysis of Student Commit Messages
• Emoji Sentiment Analysis of My Professor's Emails
• Spaces or Tabs? Great Conflicts of the Information Dark Ages
• Why Do Trees Grow Upside Down?
• Winked Lists: A New Linear Data Structure with O(;) Lookup Time
• C Shell Seashore Poetry: Dramatic Readings
• D. Zongker, Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken
• Data Seances and Visualization
• Commuter Science
• Nondeterministic Finicky Automata and Their Most Frustrating Applications
• Proof of a Maximum Upper Bound for Treadmill Running Time
• Static Hype Checking
• Becoming a Functional Adult with HOFL: Higher-Order Folding of Laundry
• Tangerine User Interfaces
• Gosling-Computer Interaction
• Gosling Updates with SQL: Structured Quacking Language (a class project for Databases with Webbed-Foot Interfaces)
• B. Wood, et al., The Barnyard of Pig Data Research
• Defeating Phony Security with Bluffer Overflow Attacks
• Discovery-Based Programming with the IC Language
• Your Much Funnier Idea

I look forward to an exciting technical program at this year's inaugural CSICSOCS. On behalf of the organizing committee and our sponsors, we hope to see you there and we extend our best wishes for the end of the semester!

Cordially yours,
Ben Wood
General Chair
CSICSOCS 2016